Top 5: Wingman Dream Team
By Kevin Murray, Suave Scribe
In 1992, America was represented in the Olympics by what’s regarded as the greatest ensemble of basketball players ever put together. They would go on to dominate the competition and win a gold medal in the process. There was never a team put together like that before or since. And it makes you wonder about putting dream teams together in other facets of life.
If you could pick any five men to be your wingmen for an epic night on the town, who would you choose? Well, you want a wingman with charisma, a sense of humor, and the ability to creatively entering a group of women with a side of some serious mojo.
2013 Wingman Dream Team
John Stamos. When you age as well as Stamos, you’re one lucky son of a bitch. My man’s like a fine wine, just getting better with age. If you want younger women, he can appeal to the 20- and 30-somethings who know him as Uncle Jessie. If you’re looking for older women, he can handle those situations too. Any guy who can just look at a chick and have them wrapped around his finger with two words is a legend. “Have mercy” indeed.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The energy this guy brings to the table is unparalleled. Dude can just walk into an arena and make people go berserk from his mere presence. Imagine you’re at a bar talking to a group of women and they ask, “You here by yourself?” You drop an “Oh no, my buddy should be here any moment.” Then boom, Rock walks in the door. He’ll have them mesmerized by his charm in seconds. She’ll be asking for your number – If ya smell what the Suave Scribe is cookin’.
Jack Nicolson. You want the truth? His wittiness is off the charts. Women can say anything to him and all he has to do is raise his eyebrows and spout of a wisecrack. You and Jack will be swimming in estrogen in no time. If you need someone to wrangle in the cougars, Jack’s your man.
Barack Obama. Is there a better orator on the planet than the president? You need a wingman for a dinner gala, the 44th POTUS is your guy. Forget the fact that he’s the most powerful man in America – the guy has swagger for days. He oozes confidence and he’ll always have your back. What more could you ask for?
Justin Timberlake. There’s no one hotter in life than JT right now. The dude’s got a new album, a smokeshow wife, and a stellar acting career to boot. Not to mention, he just hosted SNL again and nailed it. Oh, and he was in a killer boy band. You show up with JT to a nightclub, both of you dressed in a suit and ties. Game. Set. Match. Winner? You and Timberlake. No woman could resist that combo (it’s mostly JT but you’ll ride those coattails with pride).
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